Up until recently, I thought I was a Megan Fox fan. She’s smoking hot and played that bisexual vampire once. But then I heard a sound bite of an interview she did on the MTV VMAs red carpet, where she said in a baby voice that she was gonna be…


PIPPA PASCAL and Bette are protesting something but I’ve never been able to follow this plot so idk what exactly. Something to do with art and NAN GOLDIN and the Nùñez Wing. They’re dressed like cow girls and hug. Cute!

Alice is being interviewed about her book and this person…


I don’t want to be here.

Finley leaves jail the morning after her DUI and is complaining to Sophie about how there’s no soap in prison and she’s hungry. (You were there overnight, relax.) She’s pissed at how expensive a DUI is and I can concur, it’s very expensive and…


Last week on The L Word Gen Q, a whole buncha shit happened. Now we’re watching Sophie and Finley bang each other against various surfaces of their 6,000-square-foot home. Is this the only reason they got together??? To f&ck?? …


Like i am by this show.

Dani is out of hiding and explaining to Micah in her newscaster voice how she’s making her dad’s company partner with a bunch of non-profits. Good save! That’ll definitely distract from the money he laundered or people he murdered, etc. Micah is like “anyway, i fucked Maribel and she hasn’t…


Finley’s relapsed after razor scootering to a liquor store when she found out Sophie had sex with Dani. Now she’s puking and chasing it with a morning beer. …


Thank you to everybody who reads these because they are literally painful to write. This episode (which aired two weeks ago now??) opens with the usual unhinged recap of what’s been going on so far. …


Finley, who is still living at Sophie’s estate, is screaming about shitting her pants in a CVS and playing a prank on her grandpa where they swapped his soap for mozzarella (?? rude). Sophie seems checked out (because). Once Finley finally takes a breath after the shit pants story, she…


envisioning a lotta d*ck in her future

So I don’t know how I missed it but there was a That’s So Raven spin-off called Raven’s Home at some point, and the actress Raven-Symoné apparently declined to have her character be a lesbian (like her IRL). This is because, RS says, she didn’t want to change the essence…


A writer at Poosh anonymously shared a story on behalf of their friend who wondered: am i bi or just burnt out on men? It’s almost as if these labels mean nothing and sexuality is a scam.

“Holly” shared with her friend she’d “sorta dated a girl” after years of…

lovely piece of trash

🌷pure genius🌷

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