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May 13

Our Press Secretary Is Gay And Hot

Everything else is still bad. — I haven’t written in a while because the world is bleak. And I definitely haven’t been covering politics because it’s a carnival of death and stupidity. But when I saw the news that the new press secretary is gay and hot, I thought I’d make an exception. …

LGBTQ

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Our Press Secretary Is Gay And Hot
Our Press Secretary Is Gay And Hot

Mar 2

‘Spencer’ Is ‘Black Swan’ With Less Lesbianism

I feel like all I do is tear apart Kristen Stewart movies but in my defense they’re usually not very good. But I’ll admit that Spencer really gave Stewart the chance to do what she does best: look both deeply anxious and completely dead inside all at once. The movie…

LGBTQ

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‘Spencer’ Is ‘Black Swan’ With Less Lesbianism
‘Spencer’ Is ‘Black Swan’ With Less Lesbianism

Feb 23

Da Brat Is Having A Baby!

In 2020, Da Brat came out of the closet by announcing she was in a relationship with her Growing Up Hip Hop: Atlanta co-star Jesseca “Judy” Dupart. At the time, Da Brat said she didn’t “give a fuck anymore” and that she was “living out loud with my baby because…

LGBTQ

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Da Brat Is Having A Baby!
Da Brat Is Having A Baby!

Feb 23

We Have A Gay Housewife 🥲

We don’t love her but that’s okay. — We’ve had some short-lived lesbian love affairs and a handful of bisexuals, but the Real Housewives finally has its first lesbian housewife!!! Real Housewives of Miami newbie Julia Lemigova is a former Russian beauty queen married to tennis pro and grouchy soft butch Martina Navratilova. They’re rich and hot and…

LGBTQ

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We Have A Gay Housewife 🥲
We Have A Gay Housewife 🥲

Feb 17

‘Nightmare Alley’ Is Two and a Half Hours Long

And Cooper isn’t pegged once. — When I saw that Nightmare Alley, aka Carol 2, the story of an ambitious carny teaming up with an evil psychiatrist played by Cate Blanchett, was two and a half hours long, I thought, that can’t be. Two and a half hours?! What could possibly happen in that time?? Turns…

Movies

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‘Nightmare Alley’ Is Two and a Half Hours Long
‘Nightmare Alley’ Is Two and a Half Hours Long

Feb 16

And Just Like That We’ll Be Watching This Show For The Rest Of Our Lives

We’re back in the fresh hell that is the “XY& ME” podcast, talking about breakups. Che makes a joke about being dumped over face time, calling it “two-faced time.” 😑 (Lea Delaria thinks we don’t like Che because we don’t like non-binary ppl?? Don’t project this awful personality onto non-binary…

TV Series

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And Just Like That We’ll Be Watching This Show For The Rest Of Our Lives
And Just Like That We’ll Be Watching This Show For The Rest Of Our Lives

Feb 14

Julia Fox Hasn’t Cried Since 1997

Been there, done that, got the tshirt. — I wish I had a full, rich life that kept me busy enough to not know every single detail about this Kanye/Kim/Pete Davidson/Julia Fox situation, but that’s just not reality. For the past 48 hours, Kanye’s been sharing some ….interesting posts on Instagram, the most interesting being a photoshopped cover…

Comedy

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Julia Fox Hasn’t Cried Since 1997
Julia Fox Hasn’t Cried Since 1997

Jan 24

No One’s Ever Been Happier To Go To Cleveland

Che’s screaming at a pride rally about how “visibility is the key that unlocks it all….” When they give a “shout out to the allies,” the camera pans directly to Miranda’s son and his girlfriend. Miranda is like “oh fuck no” and ducks behind some drag queens so her son…

Comedy

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No One’s Ever Been Happier To Go To Cleveland
No One’s Ever Been Happier To Go To Cleveland

Jan 24

Che’s ‘Done A Ton Of Weed’

This episode opens with the classic shot of Carrie behind her laptop in the brownstone. We know time is passing because the seasons outside of her window change rapidly. After months pass, she takes her book to a publisher who loses their mind over it. Only it’s a little depressing…

LGBTQ

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Che’s ‘Done A Ton Of Weed’
Che’s ‘Done A Ton Of Weed’

Jan 24

Don’t Ruin Dessert Ritual For Steve :(

This episode is called “Diwali” and that makes me nervous because these women are nothing if not culturally insensitive. It opens with Carrie looking at a HUGE glass-encased apartment on the river. With Anthony :( Why is he in every scene?? Carrie’s like “is this too bright?” …

LGBTQ

5 min read

Don’t Ruin Dessert Ritual For Steve :(
Don’t Ruin Dessert Ritual For Steve :(
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