Dani is out of hiding and explaining to Micah in her newscaster voice how she’s making her dad’s company partner with a bunch of non-profits. Good save! That’ll definitely distract from the money he laundered or people he murdered, etc. Micah is like “anyway, i fucked Maribel and she hasn’t spoken to me in a week.” Not a good sign, babe. Also, why is no one interested in dani’s dad’s arrest?? I’d be asking so many questions.

Dani tells Micah she has a “pseudo sexual friendship with Gigi.” No one is good at listening. Then there’s a really disturbing exchange…

Finley’s relapsed after razor scootering to a liquor store when she found out Sophie had sex with Dani. Now she’s puking and chasing it with a morning beer. She hides the beer before Sophie walks into the kitchen and then there’s some real thrilling dialogue about how they’re out of OJ but Sophie will grab some later.

Sophie’s like “look dani’s dad got arrested so i had to bang her, my bad, but we’re not back together.” Finley’s like “cool cool cool.” Idk what’s happening between them but nobody’s having fun.

I watched this a while ago and my notes…

Thank you to everybody who reads these because they are literally painful to write. This episode (which aired two weeks ago now??) opens with the usual unhinged recap of what’s been going on so far. To catch you up to speed: Gigi was in the middle of trying to smash Dani when the cops showed up to her dad’s house.

Basically the cops are arresting Dani’s dad but won’t tell Dani what’s going on because cops are rude. Gigi realizes she won’t be getting it in and decides to slip off into the night early.

Back on the ranch with…

Finley, who is still living at Sophie’s estate, is screaming about shitting her pants in a CVS and playing a prank on her grandpa where they swapped his soap for mozzarella (?? rude). Sophie seems checked out (because…). Once Finley finally takes a breath after the shit pants story, she asks Sophie if they can talk (about her ruining her and Dani’s lives etc.) and Sophie’s like “not yet” and leaves for work. Healthy!

Sophie’s boss Alice is at home washing dishes and looking depressed. How do they not have a dishwasher? They live in a museum. Nat comes in…

So I don’t know how I missed it but there was a That’s So Raven spin-off called Raven’s Home at some point, and the actress Raven-Symoné apparently declined to have her character be a lesbian (like her IRL). This is because, RS says, she didn’t want to change the essence of who Raven Baxter is in order to suit her, the actress. How she knew this fictional character would be straight well into adulthood, we’ll never know.

“I was asked a question, ‘Would you like Raven Baxter to be a lesbian?’ And I said no,” Raven-Symoné said on an episode…

A writer at Poosh anonymously shared a story on behalf of their friend who wondered: am i bi or just burnt out on men? It’s almost as if these labels mean nothing and sexuality is a scam.

“Holly” shared with her friend she’d “sorta dated a girl” after years of dating men. Her gay roommates set her up with their friend and the two went on a few dates and had enough of a spark to hook up.

Prior to their first “sleepover,” Holly asked her roommates how to go down on a girl. They told her: “circle, circle, up…

On a podcast recently, actress Kristen Bell said she “self-regulates” when she’s on her period and that’s why she and her husband, Dax Shepard, are still married. I prefer to bleed out and scream at the top of my lungs for six days straight so I guess that’s why I’m still single.

“We are expected to self-regulate, and if I acted like I ‘wanted to’ every time I’m on my period, we would 100 percent not be married,” Bell said. (It honestly kinda sounds like they secretly hate each other.)

Bell added that menstruating is “debilitating” in a way men…

Amazingly, Finley is surprised that people are pissed she crashed Sophie and Dani’s wedding mid-ceremony screaming about how she fucked one of the brides, while wearing ripped jeans and a t-shirt stained with paint. This was the outfit you chose to win Sophie back in?? Her fiancé is rich!

Bette and Shane are at the wedding and Bette, of all people, is for some reason real pissed at Finley. “That’s the most selfish thing I’ve ever seen,” Bette, who cheated on her wife, says, while sitting next to her BFF, who left her ex at the alter.

Dani and Sophie…