I feel like all I do is tear apart Kristen Stewart movies but in my defense they’re usually not very good. But I’ll admit that Spencer really gave Stewart the chance to do what she does best: look both deeply anxious and completely dead inside all at once. The movie…

In 2020, Da Brat came out of the closet by announcing she was in a relationship with her Growing Up Hip Hop: Atlanta co-star Jesseca “Judy” Dupart. At the time, Da Brat said she didn’t “give a fuck anymore” and that she was “living out loud with my baby because…

We don’t love her but that’s okay. — We’ve had some short-lived lesbian love affairs and a handful of bisexuals, but the Real Housewives finally has its first lesbian housewife!!! Real Housewives of Miami newbie Julia Lemigova is a former Russian beauty queen married to tennis pro and grouchy soft butch Martina Navratilova. They’re rich and hot and…

And Cooper isn’t pegged once. — When I saw that Nightmare Alley, aka Carol 2, the story of an ambitious carny teaming up with an evil psychiatrist played by Cate Blanchett, was two and a half hours long, I thought, that can’t be. Two and a half hours?! What could possibly happen in that time?? Turns…

We’re back in the fresh hell that is the “XY& ME” podcast, talking about breakups. Che makes a joke about being dumped over face time, calling it “two-faced time.” 😑 (Lea Delaria thinks we don’t like Che because we don’t like non-binary ppl?? Don’t project this awful personality onto non-binary…

Been there, done that, got the tshirt. — I wish I had a full, rich life that kept me busy enough to not know every single detail about this Kanye/Kim/Pete Davidson/Julia Fox situation, but that’s just not reality. For the past 48 hours, Kanye’s been sharing some ….interesting posts on Instagram, the most interesting being a photoshopped cover…

Che’s screaming at a pride rally about how “visibility is the key that unlocks it all….” When they give a “shout out to the allies,” the camera pans directly to Miranda’s son and his girlfriend. Miranda is like “oh fuck no” and ducks behind some drag queens so her son…

This episode opens with the classic shot of Carrie behind her laptop in the brownstone. We know time is passing because the seasons outside of her window change rapidly. After months pass, she takes her book to a publisher who loses their mind over it. Only it’s a little depressing…

This episode is called “Diwali” and that makes me nervous because these women are nothing if not culturally insensitive. It opens with Carrie looking at a HUGE glass-encased apartment on the river. With Anthony :( Why is he in every scene?? Carrie’s like “is this too bright?” …