This episode opens with the classic shot of Carrie behind her laptop in the brownstone. We know time is passing because the seasons outside of her window change rapidly. After months pass, she takes her book to a publisher who loses their mind over it. Only it’s a little depressing…

This episode is called “Diwali” and that makes me nervous because these women are nothing if not culturally insensitive. It opens with Carrie looking at a HUGE glass-encased apartment on the river. With Anthony :( Why is he in every scene?? Carrie’s like “is this too bright?” :| Meanwhile i…

Carrie’s showing Seema her brownstone and Seema immediately starts telling her what to fix so she can list it. Is that what realtors in the AJLT universe do? Try to sell every building they’re invited into? Carrie’s using an umbrella to get up the steps, saying she has what the…

Mom is back home, aka Carrie is back at the brownstone, and dressing like a toddler with money again. When her coffee maker from 1984 breaks and coffee spills everywhere, she throws a J. Crew sweater over a wedding dress and hustles out the door. Charlotte is in a cafe…

From the moment this episode starts, I’m in pain. Thirty seconds in, I have to pause and sigh deeply before I can keep going. The “X Y AND ME” podcast makes me nauseous. After they finish recording, Che Diaz goes into the hallway to pet a coworker’s cat. “I love…

And Mars Inc. continues to ENSLAVE CHILDREN…. — In a time when our nation is in desperate need of universal healthcare, affordable housing, a serious response to the rise in hate crimes, and a government that actually works for the people and not a handful of corporations, what did we get? Inclusive M&Ms!!!! Alright then. On Thursday, M&Ms’…

Hear me out though… — How the Grinch Stole Christmas (which came out in 2000! isn’t that wild?) is one of my favorites for many reasons, first being the Grinch was raised by lesbians, second, movies were just zanier in the early 2000s. Things were just goofier then, I can’t explain it. The Grinch at…

But f*ck ‘cancel culture’ right???? — No phrase in the English language boils me blood more than “cancel culture.” I understand that people have become beyond rude on the internet and truly take pleasure in making you feel like dog sh*t (when you maybe just made a spelling error), so they can feel superior and gain…

This show is *dark*. — Ew ew ew ew ew EW ew ew ew ew ew ew. What in the. Ewwwwwww. WHY would they be like “you know what this audience wants to see? that ginger toddler they last knew getting absolutely railed by his high school girlfriend.” NO. EWWWWWW. I really don’t know if…