Remember When Kate Winslet Scheduled A Sex Scene On Saoirse Ronan’s Birthday?

I haven’t seen Ammonite because it looks like everything i hate in a movie — hours of eye contact, longing, and dull af dialogue ends in some abrupt fingering through a petticoat. I will probably never see it, and yet the film will haunt me forever because I once read a story about how Kate Winslet rescheduled a sex scene with Saoirse Ronan in order to film…